I can’t fucking breathe right now
it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon
Jewish kid problems.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard
Here in napa. House has two broken windows and a ton of broken glass, but I’m okay other than a bump on my head. For those that know me and mine, so is Jade, though he needed a trip to the ER for a cut on his head from a falling frame. No stitches, just some skin glue. Stay safe out there everyone.
Sums it up pretty well. #napa #earthquake #postoffice (at Downtown Napa post office)